So how many posts...

[Paper or Plastic]

Pammy,

I hope the UBB code will let me post the picture of Jimmy modeling his tinfoil thong.



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[Paper or Plastic]

Yay! It worked! Now, I gotta ask you Pammy, does it look like Jimmy needs any help to find his?

Only problem is he does appear to be rather, um, close to his mother...

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[Jimmy Splinters]

Well, dang, there it is! No wonder I couldn't find it. You'll note of course, that the shiny side is out as all proper foil accessories should be.

Unlike many of the other sensitive '90's guys, I do in fact love my mutha.

Paper or Plastic, you wouldn't happen to be chummy with some wench in New Hampshire wouldja? The last time I told her I wuz havin' trouble findin' it, she sent me a picture of an electron microscope. I'm quite sure she's just jealous.

Dan V.



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[Pammy]

Well now... that is about the most interesting use of aluminum foil I've ever observed. But then, how do I know what's really inside there? Could just be lots of wadded up foil making things appear larger than they are in real life. I will have to have more proof... could you remove the foil please?

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[Paper or Plastic]

All my nutty chums are West of New Hampshire.

It's good to love your mother, Jimmy. It's just that most women would be a bit uncomfortable with such a close reminder whilst engaged in, um, intimate discourse.

Of course, maybe your prominent accoutrements (meaning the tin foil, of course...) distract her from the tattoo?



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[Paper or Plastic]

Pammy, I think this will require expert opinion. If Jimmy will send a photo of the evidence to moi at [email protected] I'll be happy to verify the authenticity of any such photo.

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[Jimmy Splinters]

I lap my balls, therefore I am.

Dan V.

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[Desert Dog]

Yep, my balls are in my lap... Are yours? (snicker)

Scratchin' an itch...

The Dog

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[Desert Dog]

Damn... it's not 20 either...

Pammy, you sure it's 100???

Typin' with paws...

The Dog

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[Jimmy Splinters]

P or P,

I've tried a buncha times to mail you the proof at the addy you supplied, but it just keeps swinging back. I get an error that says, "We are having a problem inserting..." You know the one.

So, I've arranged for a private viewing. If you simply go to www.nomufftootuff.com and enter your credit card info, you'll have hands-on confirmation.

Always happy to be at yer servix.

Dan V.



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